06/04/12

did you try scraping the burnt parts off
did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in
Have you tried turning it off and then back on
You should try refreshing it
Have you tried taking out the batteries?
Have you tried Ctrl-Alt-Del?
Try blowing into the cartridge.
Have you tried waving it back and forth in a violent motion?
Have you contacted Customer Service?
(Source: jeffkooons)
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06/04/12
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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06/04/12
if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them
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(Source: ragingon)
06/04/12
Me:Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom:It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me:I DID MY WAITING!
Mom:Oh, god, not again.
Me:TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom:Every time.
Me:IN AZKABAN!
06/04/12
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK
06/04/12
mom:you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:this isn't normal
